by admin | May 4, 2018 | Commercial Collection Series, Debt Collection Humor, Improbable Debtor Excuses
Improbable Debtor Excuses “My wife is in the looney bin, I have no money and no one will buy my boat, that I own with two other people, and even if I sell the boat my third is only $100 which is only 1/10 of what I owe! You don’t expect me to give up my...
by admin | Apr 27, 2018 | Debt Collection Humor, Improbable Debtor Excuses
Improbable Debtor Excuses “My kid used the past due notice as toilet paper, now I need to use the money for a plunger…” In our experience, we have found that most debtors are good people who have gotten themselves into a bad financial mess and just...
by admin | Apr 20, 2018 | Commercial Collection Series, Debt Collection Humor, Improbable Debtor Excuses
Improbable Debtor Excuses “Your check went in the phone company envelope by mistake. You must have their check. Work it out with them!” We find that the best way to get a debtor to make a payment is to work with them. Most debtors are good and honest...
by admin | Apr 13, 2018 | Commercial Collection Series, Debt Collection Humor, Improbable Debtor Excuses
Improbable Debtor Excuses “I skipped a dose of Prozac, tell me what you were calling for again?” In our work, we have found that when you work with debtors, payment is often made on the delinquent account. Most debtors are good people who have simply...
by admin | Apr 6, 2018 | Commercial Collection Series, Debt Collection Humor, Improbable Debtor Excuses
I asked a debtor if he was employed. He said “no”. I asked him how he was paying his bills? He replied “I don’t have any bills” Uhhhhhh…No Bills? What did he think I was calling about?? In our work, we have found that the vast...
by admin | Mar 23, 2018 | Commercial Collection Series, Improbable Debtor Excuses
Commercial Debt Collection Agency: “UNPAID BILLS??!! Kids must have stolen ’em from the mailbox! We lose a lot of bills that way you know!” At Commercial Receivers Incorporated we choose to work with B2B debtors instead of against them. In our work,...
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