Improbable Debtor Excuses
“I am an illegal alien and a Jedi Knight. My social security number is wrong and my name’s not really O’Donnell. Not even ICE knows where I am, and I’m moving. Just try to find me!”
In our experience, we have found that the majority of debtors are simply good people who have fallen on hard times. They simply need some guidance. Working with debtors instead of against them almost ALWAYS results in payment of the debt being made.
Unfortunately, this is not always the case. There are some debtors who are less than willing to make a payment. Through our friends in the industry, we have compiled this list of improbable and sometimes ridiculous excuses that debtors have made.
Please accept these with the humor that they are intended.
Once you are tired of the excuses and are ready to get back what is owed to you, fill out our online claim form or give us a call! We have some of the lowest rates in the industry (as low as 10%!) and have incredibly high success rates on collecting what is owed to our clients.
Commercial Receivers Incorporated is only a commercial debt collection agency. If you are looking for the collection of consumer debt, we are not the collection agency for you.